how are you finding me?

I'll never come close to duplicating Jenn Mattern's post on this subject, but here are just a few of the search terms folks are typing in various search engines to find this blog:

poop
boobs
zerbert
dog baby
dog show crud
daboo is sleeping
baby beluga you sick
flowers that look like dogs

And my favorite from today, "naked ballerina".

So sorry to disappoint.