28 September 2005

moody bitch count = 2

As predicted, the household moody bitch count has increased. Piper has followed Penguin's lead. I need to locate the rest of our supply of pants tonight. As a result of Penguin's recent thyroid deficiency, we're trying the "squatty body" size pants. She doesn't look that big to me, but the regular pants don't fit the way they once did, much like most of my pants. Alas, a pill twice a day isn't going to solve my problem.

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