the truffle defense

I need to come up with an appropriate penalty for CD. He had the nerve to give me a box of chocolate truffles and chocolate-encrusted pretzels for Mother's Day. I'm thinking it would be entirely justifiable homicide.

I'm not sure I can wait until Father's Day to inflict a little payback. He got the Zo' last year. Clearly an error on my part. I love him to bits but sometimes I really want to smack him upside the head. It's more than likely I inspire similar feelings in him on a regular basis, so maybe we are even. Or at the very least, a perfect match.